Dear Daniel

Hello Kitty's boyfriend is Dear Daniel.  Now hear me out.. I'm not trying to be a perv, but look below at all of Hello Kitty's family and friends.. now look at Dear Daniel:

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What's the problem you may ask?  Well, look at this little "bulge" in his pants!!! Now go back and look at her family and friends!!! 

In fact, look at Kitty and Daniel together:

I discovered this when I saw a coloring/sticker book of Hello Kitty in a store down the shore.  My stepdad picked it up and started laughing (so HE is the one who made the discovery..) and he BOUGHT THE BOOK because he found it so hilarious!!

 If you don't believe me, here it is once again, a side by side of her dad and Daniel: